Eeyore is just one of those characters that you wanna scoop up and hug forever.
One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change.
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the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
"She is an echo of God, speaking and repeating only God. If you say "Mary," she says, "God." ~ St. Louis de Montfort
i like watching romantic comedies and stuff like that with girls because then they get all cute and cuddly and watching scary movies because they get scared and squeeze my hand and bury theyre eyes in my chest but most of all i like watching documentaries bc then they get bored and start to doze off and then i insert my feeding tubes into their skulls and draw the life out of their bodies as they sleep aw
was not expecting that
i was not proud of this moment
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
i feel u
French medical students and their mistresses.
Gavarni, “Oeuvres choisies de Gavarni : études de moeurs contemporaines” (1847), translated by and screencapped from F. Pallualt’s “Medical Students in England and France 1815-1858”
"You needed to buy another corpse, didn’t you! You are so selfish!"
Apparently MEDICAL STUDENTS GET THE BEST ARGUMENTS EVER.
YOU NEEDED TO BUY ANOTHER CORPSE